Thoughts on the Guinness World Record-holding breast implants:
Dave: Well, when your parents name you “Maxi Mounds,” they should know where it’s eventually going to end for you.
Tara: Really, it is their fault.
Dave: How would you not just fall over all the time?
Tara: Fortunately, she’s in a line of work where falling over doesn’t hinder your success.





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Kim 06.06.08 at 9:57 am
Mary was unable to access your site from work, and the reason the filter or whatever gave was “Hate Speech.” I’m trying to figure out if it was this entry or the American Apparel entry that led to that warning.
Tara Ariano 06.06.08 at 10:18 am
Wow, really? Sorry, Mary!
bstewart23 06.06.08 at 2:31 pm
If she ever quits her day job…
Bean 07.12.08 at 5:55 pm
Okay, but where did they even get the skin to cover those implants? The mind boggles.
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