Tara: “When I was out earlier…did you wash a dish with my bath puff?”
Dave: “[mumble]”
Tara: “What was that?”
Dave: “…No?”
Tara: “In the sense of yes?”
Dave: “Look, would you rather I used it to clean a dish, or my ass?”
Tara: “I–”
Dave: “The good news is, you don’t have to choose!”
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That actually sounds like…kind of a good idea for certain hard-to-clean dishes. Like the cheese grater.
“Fired,” I know…I know.
They do have scrubbers like that for dishes (with a handle that fills with dish soap). Bed Bath & Beyond, baby!
My only question is: was the dish an actual dish? Or was it a, um, flying disc marketed by the Whammo! corporation?
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