Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym #21

by Tara Ariano on August 22, 2006

in Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym

So, you showered. But you didn’t moisten your hair, and you came out with your full face of makeup intact. Naturally, the next thing to do upon getting dressed was to…reapply. Looking at you, I honestly don’t know whether to feel admiration or terror.

(But seriously, you guys — don’t you think that if you can complete a workout without getting any sweat on your face or in your hair, it’s not hard enough?)

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artistatlarge 08.22.06 at 10:14 pm

Personally, I think anyone who chooses to work out in a full face of makeup, period, probably isn’t going to earn my respect at the gym. Extra demerit points if they’re also wearing a noxious cloud of perfume.

But to shower? And not get le maquillage et la coiffure wet? And then spackle on more?

Bitch, please. Also? Ew.

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