Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym #17

by Tara Ariano on May 31, 2006

in Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym

Hey, you. The thirty-eight-year-old with the frosted tips and the Hollister t-shirt. The only reason I can think of for a man of your years to appear in public looking like that is an audition for a gig impersonating Ryan Seacrest. So, you’re hired. Now go put on an age-appropriate shirt. And a hat.

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Glark 05.31.06 at 9:32 pm

Ha ha, I saw that guy today and he also really likes to look in the mirror. A lot.

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