The Montauk Monster’s Brother

by Tara Ariano on September 30, 2008

in Mutants, New York, News

Reader? There’s another one.

Now it’s at the point for me where even if it is another raccoon? WHY DO RACCOONS KEEP DROWNING? I have been in close proximity to a raccoon (the last thing you want to see on your front porch when you’re just trying to take the garbage out). I have seen raccoons bust into composters fastened with bungee cords. My optometrist is a raccoon. My point is that raccoons are smart — way too smart to drown. So what the hell, Montauk? Dang.

{ 1 comment… read it below or add one }

cardinal 10.01.08 at 6:41 pm

To cleanse the palate after the animal freak-fest of late:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/10/01/e-mail-this-to-your-mom-right-now/

Previous post: It’s A Little On-The-Nose. Or, Rather, Gills.

Next post: Tomato Nation Loves Kids