Reader? There’s another one.
Now it’s at the point for me where even if it is another raccoon? WHY DO RACCOONS KEEP DROWNING? I have been in close proximity to a raccoon (the last thing you want to see on your front porch when you’re just trying to take the garbage out). I have seen raccoons bust into composters fastened with bungee cords. My optometrist is a raccoon. My point is that raccoons are smart — way too smart to drown. So what the hell, Montauk? Dang.
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To cleanse the palate after the animal freak-fest of late:
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/10/01/e-mail-this-to-your-mom-right-now/
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