Okay, I don’t want to be mean about teenaged girls’ looks and make them have eating disorders or something, but this one put herself in the public eye and she’s never going to see this anyway and if she does end up with an eating disorder I think we will all be able to point the finger of blame at her mother and/or sister.
With that disclaimer now on the record, I will go ahead and be an asshole:
I just finished watching Ali Lohan in a Letterman rerun and she looked seriously rough. Like, she had more wrinkles under her eyes than I do, and she’s twenty years younger than I am. Seriously, look at that photo. She could be Demi Moore! Girl, take a nap!




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Ha! I know. Girlfriend looks rough. And sounds like my 5th-grade best friend’s mom, who was always smoking Virginia Slims and wearing huge tinted glasses.
I’m appalled at the amount of makeup she wears on her too-horrible-to-even-watch “reality” show. I think she puts more on her face in a day than normal women use in an entire year.
I watched this after the fact, thanks to TiVo. I have a 12 year old boy, who is terribly (thankfully!) young at age 12. I couldn’t believe she was only 14.
I do have to say though, that puppy was ridiculously cute, and that’s the image I decided to take away from the show, because I can save the Lohan girls from their parents.
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