I have to agree with Jezebel that this has a whiff of hoax about it — the captions look off, in a way I can’t put my finger on — but if it is real, yowza. Bad news for my marriage, one way or another. If this is true…
…then I’m the dude and Dave’s the lady. Whereas if this is true…
…shit, we’re both chicks! Eh, it’s not all bad.
