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by Tara Ariano on December 1, 2009

in Pop Culture

R. Kelly

“I have been listening to Michael Jackson since the day I was born. His music was as essential to me as oxygen. Working with Michael in the studio on ‘You Are Not Alone’ was like going to a session in heaven. It was like hope meeting faith, faith introducing hope to belief, and belief introducing them to love. They all become the best of friends and now hang out at a club called achievement.” — EW, December 4, 2009

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Jado December 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm

*”So that’s hope and faith and belief and love, in the achievement clubhouse. But just like Augusta National, this clubhouse is exclusive, so sanity and credulity are barred. And while hyperbole is always welcome, it can only come in as my guest. And hypocrisy is the doorman, so be sure to leave a tip at Christmas. Guy works hard for his pay, naaamean?”*

* – imaginary continuation of a ridiculous quote, which technically cannot be attributed to the quoted individual. But you know if there were a just and loving god, that it totally would.

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