Or Maybe The CNN Studio Is Just A Slanty Shanty

Rick Sanchez, what is your problem?

I include this clip not because I really give a shit what Rick Sanchez thinks about Joe the Plumber’s war reporting, but because of the thumbnail image. Rick Sanchez always sits like that — and I assume the situation isn’t that Ted Turner just needs to invest in The Half-Assed Guide To Foundation Repair. I don’t know if Sanchez thinks this posture makes him look more intrepid, like if he’s kind of only half committed to sitting at the desk, he looks more like he’s ready to drop everything and race out after a story. Someone should tell him it actually makes him look like his entire CNN anchoring career has been spent mid-One-Cheek Sneak.