I wrote this post at work yesterday, predicting the Betty White episode of Saturday Night Live sketch by sketch. And what I did was PRETTY good, but then my dear friend Joe Reid made it even better by actually writing part of the final sketch. Enjoy.
“Ha-lo! Arrhythmia, murmur, beep-beep!”
“Beep-beep! I’m choking on a hard candy! Butterscotch.”
Alzheimer alarm! “Beep-beep! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?”
Alarms for city folks! “Beep-beep! Heat stroke. Teenagers.”
Disco alarm! “OOH! OOH! Party over here! Hip. Snap. Beep.”
