Mutant Summer

What else CAN we call the past two months, given the preponderance of mutant animals making their way out of the sewers and mocking the sunlight with their chromosomal defects. Please note the latest, at right: a two-headed turtle recently stolen (?) from its owner in Brooklyn — I assume by a government operative trying to keep a lid on all the genetic offenses that have been an affront to us Normals lately. Kind of the saddest part of the two-headed turtle story is that its/their owner apparently didn’t give it/them a name. If the poor little guy/s ever resurface/s, I still like Sacco and Vanzetti.