I’m not going to claim it’s as brilliant a notion as “Gay Expendables,” which found Joe and me on Twitter recasting the movie (surprise! Jason Statham’s in both versions). But I had this idea that The Expendables is basically the same movie as The Women. I know you haven’t seen either movie — and you shouldn’t; they’re both terrible — but trust me.
I pitched it to Jessica Grose at Slate.com‘s Double X blog, and she did a fantastic edit on my ramblings. You should read it.



