Leah: I can’t even think of anything that I would be so excited about, I would have to drive around honking.
Tara: Me neither.
Leah: Maybe…what if you made a TWoP TV show and it was as popular as Friends?
Tara: If it were as popular as Friends, I wouldn’t have to drive around, because everyone would already know about it.
Leah: What if you won the lottery?
Tara: …
Leah: No?
Tara: Only if it was over $40 million.
Leah: But $39 million, that’s not honkable.
Tara: Except actually no, because I wouldn’t want anyone to know.
Leah: Maybe if Dave made a deal with the Gap where they carried Glarkware shirts in all their stores. Because that would be huge.
Tara: I might drive around honking if you won an Oscar.
Leah: An Oscar for shirt folding?
Tara: Yes. If the Academy Of Folding Arts And Sciences gave you an award, I…
Leah: No, you wouldn’t.
Tara: You’re right.
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I’d drive around, honking my horn, if I’d just won the gold medal for Driving Around Honking a Horn (if there was such a sport at, say, the Olympics), even though that’d be a bit show-offy.