Countries You May Root For: Updated

by Tara Ariano on June 27, 2006

in Toronto, World Cup 2006

  • Germany
  • Argentina
  • England
  • Australia
  • Switzerland
  • Ghana

Oh, this isn’t good. And Doppelganger reminded me yesterday that the final — whoever’s in it — will take place on a Sunday…and the likelihood that it will involve two unobjectionable teams is…ah. Nil. Awesome. A mid-afternoon finish on a day when most of the honkers won’t be working — and therefore won’t have any reason to forego honking. Although Dave has explained to me that my worst fear — a Brazil/Portugal final, in which any score would lead to mass pandemonium — isn’t possible; even if they both win their next games, they’ll face each other in the semi-final. But if the final is Italy vs. either Brazil or Portugal, I’m either going to spend the day seeing five movies back to back in Oakville (I think that would just about be far enough away), or go on a killing spree.

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Deborah 06.27.06 at 7:08 pm

Yup, Oakville should do it. Not sure about Mississauga, so I wouldn’t chance it, even if Pakistan and India are already out of the running (I really have no idea). I can also vouch for Burlington. There are a few flags on cars here but not one horn has been honked since the World Cup started. Suburbia has one or two things going for it…

(You could also spend a very nice afternoon strolling Lakeshore Avenue in downtown Oakville; lots of wonderful–if somewhat pricey–shops. And Burlington has one of the best bookstores in Canada…Different Drummer.)

Glark 06.27.06 at 10:26 pm

I hear Oakville has a C.H.U.D. problem though.

Joe R 06.27.06 at 10:55 pm

Every place looks bad if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s, dude.

katanma 06.28.06 at 12:36 am

You know what sucks? Being a waitress in a sports bar and having to work on the day of the World Cup final.

Admit it. You envy me.

bstewart23 06.28.06 at 5:55 am

You forgot to mention that not only is the final to take place on Sunday but… Monday’s a holiday, dude. And I found out over the weekend that the wall outside my new apartment bedroom has perfect, Yonge-Street-noise-reflecting properties. Feel free to call me at, like, 3:30AM to share the pain.

Deborah 06.28.06 at 6:15 am

Shit. We thought nobody east of the 427 knew about the C.H.U.D. problem.

There go the property values.

Tara Ariano 06.28.06 at 8:28 am

B — the final is next Sunday, July 9. So, no holiday the next day — it’s something!

gwendolen 06.28.06 at 9:09 am

I’m from Brazil and you are a meanie! You and Doppelganger both!

Just because, huh, brazilians are just a tad obnoxious while cheering? Just because we make noise? Lots of it? Or cause we are EVERYWHERE? Or, maybe, because our team, while kickass, plays as if they were bored and waiting for their paycheck? meh. World Cups still are fun for us, even with everyone rooting against our team…

Seriously, though, why… Argentina? That’s just plain bad taste, there.

Tara Ariano 06.28.06 at 9:19 am

Sorry, dude. The truth hurts.

gwendolen 06.28.06 at 9:46 am

Argentina still sucks, though.

Tara Ariano 06.28.06 at 10:26 am

I believe you. They don’t honk, though.

bstewart23 06.28.06 at 12:40 pm

Cripes! But not knowing the actual date of the final match makes me simultaneously above-it-all and a big sissydork.

Kate 06.28.06 at 5:25 pm

I can support Deborah’s theory that Mississauga is indeed not immune from the honking. Lo, but we have heard the honking. And the cheering. And did I mention the honking? I am constantly whipping my head around in the car to see if I’ve just committed some sort of vehicular faux pas, only to find out that, no, they’re just EXCITED.

Lins 06.28.06 at 11:41 pm

My part of Mississauga (Erinmills) has been pretty free of the World Cup honking, though there seems to be a lot of men who enjoy honking and yelling obscenities at women, so its kind of a trade off.

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