Comments for Tara Ariano

Comment on A Short Play About The Olympics by Will

Will — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:17:50 +0000

Um, as an American who likes to win, I’m going to go ahead and ignore your very logical rationale, and instead drive my Hummer through an endangered wetland while listening to “God Bless the U.S.A.” U.S.A. #1!!!!!!!!!!

Comment on A Short Play About The Olympics by ghoris

ghoris — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:53:17 +0000

Of course, if you rank the countries by most gold medals won (you know, like the IOC and every other country does) Canada won going away with 14 (an all-time Winter Olympic record) with Germany next and the USA third. Let’s not forget what the Olympics are all about: giving out medals of beautiful gold, so-so silver, and shameful bronze.

Comment on Weekly Movie Forcening #7 by claire

claire — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:50:42 +0000

The Alice in Wonderland soundtrack features Avril Lavigne. It may not be as tiresome as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but it’ll probably trying a lot harder to reach that coveted “14 year-old girl audience”

Comment on A Short Play About Objectum Sexuals by Chad

Chad — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:36:16 +0000

You know what I never did? Help a friend take to the curb a sofa he had been, well, intimate on (OK, maybe “with”), and then say, “Would you like a minute alone? To say goodbye?” Never happened.

Comment on A Short Play About Objectum Sexuals by Mark Blankenship

Mark Blankenship — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:29:41 +0000

And what about couches that turn into beds? They may as well have neon signs hanging over them that read “Open For Business.”

Comment on A Short Play About Objectum Sexuals by Glark

Glark — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:11:14 +0000

Gotta fuck somethin’

Comment on A Short Play About This Poor Fool Doing Crunches by Will

Will — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:01:48 +0000

Also, those are sit-ups. Not crunches. /Captain Pedantic, AWAY!

Comment on A Short Play About This Poor Fool Doing Crunches by Brad

Brad — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:59:07 +0000

I think you can see the cord stretched tight beside the table in the very last shot. You can also tell by the speed it accelerates as it falls and the distance that it travels after it lands that it’s heavy enough to be real. I think the cord actually stops it from sliding further across the floor.
And did you see the size of that cat? Even if that’s only a 19″ screen that cat has to weigh 20lbs easily. That’s more than big enough to knock over something that’s not much heavier that it is.

Comment on A Short Play About This Poor Fool Doing Crunches by ghoris

ghoris — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:24:50 +0000

No cord, too bouncy, much too easily knocked over by a cat, camera conveniently set up to capture the moment – yeah, I’m with csiegs – that TV is totally a HomeFill (TM).

Comment on A Short Play About This Poor Fool Doing Crunches by corgi-ears

corgi-ears — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:04:27 +0000

I’m more suspicious about the fact that the TV is not plugged in, and indeed has no wires. Still: HILARIOUS.