I’m on the record as not being parent material. But I do kind of regret that I’ll never get the chance to humiliate my child for my own entertainment. Certainly, that’s been the philosophy behind the babies’ and kids’ designs at Glarkware (speaking of which — have you checked out this month’s Limited Edition shirts? THEY KICK ASS), and it’s also clearly the philosophy of the brilliant/mean parents who came up with this lobster costume. It’s just too bad the kid doesn’t have an even littler sibling who could go trick-or-treating as a cup of melted butter.
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Is it sad that my first thought was that I needed to get pregnant immediately? :-)
When I sent it to my husband, he asked if we could do that with our first born. Clearly, we’re married for a reason.
BRILLIANT. I’m all over the humiliating baby costumes. I’m having a baby in April, and you’d better believe that come next Halloween that child will be dressed as Carl from ATHF.
That costume idea is FANTASTIC.
I am so in love with that costume and my niece would be insanely adorable in it. I swear the best thing about babies and pets is dressing them up in costumes and taking (totally humiliating) pictures.
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