“British Scientists Claim to Create Human Sperm”

And now, because I can’t possibly let it go or be an adult, may I present a list of jokes rejected from use in this post I wrote for my job.

• “At least it’s a setting where it’s okay to bust out your pipette.”
• “Maybe that guy on the subway was a scientist too!”
• “Those aren’t beakers!”
• “They were probably beating a path to the emergency eyewash station.”