A Short Play About The Olympics

by Tara Ariano on March 4, 2010

in News,Short Plays

12:21:57 PM Tara Ariano: Did the U.S. lead the overall medal count?
12:22:00 PM Will Edmondson: yes
12:22:02 PM Tara Ariano: Okay.
12:22:03 PM Will Edmondson: broke records
12:22:08 PM Will Edmondson: most medals ever in a winter olympics
12:22:17 PM Tara Ariano: All right, America, I didn’t ask for your life story.
12:22:25 PM Will Edmondson: I know, because you dont think sports work
12:22:42 PM Tara Ariano: “work”?
12:23:03 PM Will Edmondson: I tried to relate to you by using work in the tim gunn fashion sense
12:23:31 PM Will Edmondson: it is the equivalent of a white middle aged guy using ebonics to try to relate to a black kid

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

ghoris March 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Of course, if you rank the countries by most gold medals won (you know, like the IOC and every other country does) Canada won going away with 14 (an all-time Winter Olympic record) with Germany next and the USA third. Let’s not forget what the Olympics are all about: giving out medals of beautiful gold, so-so silver, and shameful bronze.

Will March 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Um, as an American who likes to win, I’m going to go ahead and ignore your very logical rationale, and instead drive my Hummer through an endangered wetland while listening to “God Bless the U.S.A.” U.S.A. #1!!!!!!!!!!

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