A Short Play About Me Being Great For A Few Seconds

11:34:20 AM Tara Ariano: Holy cow, I got linked from The Atlantic! http://www.theatlanticwire.com/features/view/feature/Lady-Gaga-Puppet-of-Illuminati-Mind-Control-910
11:34:32 AM Will Edmondson: oh well done
11:34:45 AM Tara Ariano: Wait, wrong.
11:35:00 AM Tara Ariano: The link is to the Awl story about the video, not my thing about Vigilant Citizen.
11:35:02 AM Tara Ariano: False alarm.
11:35:05 AM Will Edmondson: FUCK
11:35:10 AM Will Edmondson: I ALREADY ORDERED A CAKE