A Short Play About “Gossip Girl”

by Tara Ariano on October 13, 2008

in Celebrity Sightings, Dorkiness, New York, Pop Culture

Tara: GASP!

Dave: “What?”

Tara: Gossip Girl is filming at 92nd and Broadway!!!!!

Dave: “Tonight?”

Tara: “I think tomorrow.”

Dave: “Do you want to go?”

Tara: “…”

Dave: “You do.”

Tara: “I can’t go.”

Dave: “Why not?”

Tara: “Well, for one thing, I’m thirty-three.”

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

adam875 10.14.08 at 6:43 am

OMG I wanna go!!! (I am also 33. AND A BOY. You are not alone.)

Amalthea 10.14.08 at 5:19 pm

Well, I’m only 27 and stuck in Canada, so you should go in my place. ‘Cause 27 is a totally reasonable age to be freaking out over Gossip Girl.

Bryan 10.17.08 at 7:35 am

Dude, I have done worse and I am way over 33.

Craig 10.18.08 at 11:32 pm

Oh, I’d totally go and sneer and pretend to be above it all, while inside I’d be all, “OMG CHUCK AND SERENA SQUEEEE!”

I’m 37.

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