A Short Play About CryingWife.com

5:02:33 PM Tara Ariano: http://cryingwife.com/
5:02:38 PM Tara Ariano: This bitch is faking, right?
5:02:42 PM Julie Klausner: haha!
5:02:50 PM Julie Klausner: or mentally ill!
5:02:56 PM Tara Ariano: Look, I’ll cry at a movie.
5:02:59 PM Tara Ariano: I’m not dead inside.
5:03:00 PM Julie Klausner: of course!
5:03:03 PM Julie Klausner: you’re a human bean.
5:03:05 PM Tara Ariano: But she’s crying at the end of “Back To The Future”!
5:03:15 PM Julie Klausner: yeah, she was probably molested.
5:03:23 PM Tara Ariano: By a flux capacitor.
5:03:25 PM Julie Klausner: HAHA
5:03:30 PM Julie Klausner: that’s what grandpa called it!!!