Craptimus Prime

by Tara Ariano on June 30, 2009

in Dorkiness, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

Transformers: Revenge Of The FallenWill and I review Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. Here’s the risk of really giving it to a shitpile like this, the way it deserves: you run the risk of causing your audience to actually get excited about it and think, “This sounds so terrible, I actually have to see it for myself!” YOU DON’T. It’s execrable. It’s irredeemable. It’s the worst movie I’ve seen this year — and I saw Fighting.

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Mean Girl vs. Core Four

by Tara Ariano on June 29, 2009

in Dorkiness, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

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Goodbye, Toronto

by Tara Ariano on June 26, 2009

in Toronto

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Shut Up, Grape-Nuts

by Tara Ariano on June 25, 2009

in Dorkiness, Food, New York, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

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Accept “The Proposal”

by Tara Ariano on June 25, 2009

in Dorkiness, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

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Brandon vs. The Teen Mom

by Tara Ariano on June 25, 2009

in Dorkiness, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

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Confidential To Mike D

by Tara Ariano on June 24, 2009

in Pop Culture

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Brenda vs. The Acid-Washed Duster

by Tara Ariano on June 20, 2009

in Dorkiness, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

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Brenda, The Listen Lady

by Tara Ariano on June 14, 2009

in Dorkiness, Pop Culture, Self-Pimps

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